We all know that cigarettes can kill, whether it be through cancer or an out of control fire, but there are other causes as well. Yes, sometimes smoking a butt can make you the butt of Death's big joke. In August of 2004, Hurricane Charley was having its way with Florida, raping the shit out of it again and again.Danny Williams, 25, of North Fort Myers, decided that since Florida was being fucked so hard by this hurricane that he needed a post-coital cigarette of sorts. So the moron stepped outside his house to light one up in the middle of this raging storm. You would think the wind would be enough to detract him from smoking, cause damn, that must be a pain in the ass for lighting a cigarette. What he didn't know was that even trees don't like the smell of cigarettes, and one Banyan tree decided it had enough! Danny was flattened by more wood than you would find at a gay orgy. I hope that last smoke was a really good one for him. Actually, I don't. I hope he couldn't even get it lit and wasted his time and his life... dumb fuckhead.
Danny Williams (1979 - 2004)
Danny Williams (1979 - 2004)
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