Generally, if you go out hunting for a certain kind of animal, you don't usually keep some in captivity. I don't think any bear hunters have pet bears, and I'm sure lion hunters, the big dumb assholes that they were, didn't have lion pets. So... why in the hell did Ronald Donah, a seasoned hunter, keep about a half dozen deer on his property? Hell, even the people who gave him the license to do so couldn't even figure it out!Well, I know why... because he was fucking stupid! When you keep deer in captivity, especially bucks, they become very territorial, especially when they are in "rut" (aka HORNY... yes I mean that in both possible ways). Since the buck probably thought that Ronald was interfering with his courting of a doe, he decided he had enough and gored the idiot to death. Imagine, a man who had been a hunter for so long getting killed by the very thing he hunted... and it wasn't a predator.
Doe! I mean... Doh!
Ronald Donah (1963 - 2006)
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