I guess for some people they need to add a certain spark back into their relationship and the only way they can do that is to amp up the electricity between them and their loved one. The simple addition of some lingerie didn't do it for Toby and Kirsten Taylor. They needed to turn things up to eleven and involve some nipple clamp electrodes! Shocking? Of course it is!What isn't shocking is that something this fucking stupid could so obviously go wrong. Dumber than that is the fact that after falling on her face, which was covered with electrical tape, the husband thought she was playing around. What does that sound like to me? He probably kept juicing her and didn't stop until it was too late. Oh well, you wanted her to be hot and wired? You got it! Still, the failed cover up, telling the police that she was shocked by a hair dryer is what makes it even funnier.
If your sexual escapades are fucking kinky, then fess up to it! Don't be embarrassed, this shit resulted in a death, moron. The upside to this? They didn't get to the in and out portion yet, limiting their chances on having kids. One more strain of stupid genes not passed on to another generation.
Kirsten Taylor (1979 - 2008)
Source: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0125081dryer1.html
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