Friday, March 13, 2009

Don't Fuck Horses, Mr. Hands

Quit horsing around! Kenneth Pinyan loved animals. He loved them so much that he allowed them to stick their parts inside of him. Yes, "Mr. Hands" let horses fuck him, and boy did he love it. What he did not love, however, was having his colon torn apart by massive horse cock. The guy was smart enough to work for Boeing, but not smart enough to realize that something as massive as equine penis might do some internal damage.

Dude, you were killed because you got boned by Mr. Ed. If you hadn't died of acute peritonitis you surely should have died of sheer embarassment, you disgusting freak. I don't believe in a heaven or hell, but your heaven sounds like my hell.

Kenneth "Mr. Hands" Pinyan (June 22, 1960 - July 2, 2005)