"Natural causes" my ass. Actually, I guess any time you die because you can't breathe, or your heart stops, it could be considered natural. If you kept living, that would be some unnatural, demonic, android shit. Unfortunately for David Carradine, when you have a public image, what you do with your privates, in private, will eventually become public. That is even more true if it winds up killing you.Apparently, Carradine was found in a closet, with a rope around his neck and his genitals. Now, auto-erotic asphyxiation has killed people before, including some famous ones, but none of them were naked inside of a closet at a hotel. There is also a report that his hands were tied behind his back. Does this mean that someone else was in there with him? If so, didn't they realize that a safe word is pointless when you're choking and can't talk?
Either way, unless he was murdered, which I doubt, this is one hell of a stupid way for a healthy 72-year-old to leave this world. Whether Bill killed Bill, or it was some hooker turning some Beatrix on his Kiddo, with a rope tied around his Hanzo and his sword, it just ain't right.
David Carradine (1936 - 2009)
Source: http://www.nationmultimedia.com/2009/06/04/headlines/headlines_30104421.php
There seems to be a lot of people who forget all the basics of life during the throws of passion. I don't quite understand what makes people get down and dirty in dangerous ways, but Brent Tyler and Chelsea Tumbleston got naked on the roof of a 4 story building, and fell.
There are a lot of sick, kid touching clergy on this planet. So much so that it shocks me when I find a man of the cloth into something other than little boys. Reverend Gary Aldridge, 41, may have tended his flock at the Thorington Road Baptist Church for 15 years, but that doesn't mean he didn't get his sick willy nilly's off now and again. Instead of feasting on the tiny pee-pees of Montgomery Alabama's youth, he had his eyes set on things of a latex nature.
I guess for some people they need to add a certain spark back into their relationship and the only way they can do that is to amp up the electricity between them and their loved one. The simple addition of some lingerie didn't do it for Toby and Kirsten Taylor. They needed to turn things up to eleven and involve some nipple clamp electrodes! Shocking? Of course it is!
They say that laughter is the best medicine, which is why you might think that inhaling large quantities of nitrous oxide, a.k.a "laughing gas", could be a good thing.
Kenneth Pinyan loved animals. He loved them so much that he allowed them to stick their parts inside of him. Yes, "Mr. Hands" let horses fuck him, and boy did he love it. What he did not love, however, was having his colon torn apart by massive horse cock. The guy was smart enough to work for Boeing, but not smart enough to realize that something as massive as equine penis might do some internal damage.
